Using Sunglasses to Choose a Guitar
It can be a tough decision to choose a new guitar. There are so many factors to consider:
You should get this guitar.
You should get this guitar.
In case you are playing on Highway 61.
You should get this guitar.
You should get this guitar.
Oh, whoa whoa Sweet Les Paul o' mine.
You should get this guitar.
White sunglasses = "Pay attention to me" = Jackson guitar. Sorry, just the way it is. You should also be driving a 5-10 year old Mustang, but that is outside of the scope of this guide.
You should get this guitar.
Remember: If they wrap around your face, you gotta play the bass. Note: if the glasses where white, they would be superceded by the "Get Noticed" rule, requiring the purchase of a Jackson guitar.
You should get this guitar.
Uno, dos, tres, catorce?
There you have it. I told you it was exhaustive. Happy shopping!
- Acoustic or Electric?
- What Brand?
- Solid Body or Hollow?
- American or Asian?
- Cheap or Expensive?
- Sunburst or Black?
Option 1
If you wear these glasses,

Option 2
If you wear these glasses,

Option 3
If you wear these glasses,

Option 4
If you wear these glasses,

Option 5
If you wear these glasses,

Option 6
If you wear these glasses,

Option 7
If you wear these glasses,

There you have it. I told you it was exhaustive. Happy shopping!